Friday, May 27, 2005

Job offer

The centre for excellence in orgasmic stimulation is now interviewing applicants for the position of full-time holiday lover.

We are looking for: A gorgeous babe. University degree a must, intelligence optional. Well-endowed in the chest area. Abillity to converse on a wide variety of subjects. Must have own car, place to live and be independantly wealthy.

We are offering: Wild passionate sex. 7 days a week, 3 times a day. Multiple orgasms guaranteed.

Note: This is a temporary contract. You WILL be dumped as soon as the holidays are over.

Applications in the comments section.

5 Comments:

Blogger kris said...

lmao this is great bulb!!!

12:12 AM  
Blogger Ms Burden said...

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12:47 AM  
Blogger Teenage Lolita said...

Hello... Sexy blog...

9:59 PM  
Blogger Le chameau insatiable said...

crap, sounds appealing. but i can't apply, no car and very small chested. the way it's going i ain't gonna have sex this year. oh well, i'll have to keep looking at ads i guess.

7:17 PM  
Blogger bulb said...

mmm chameau..... Im willing to lower my standards a little in return for a small financial compensation.

11:08 PM  

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