Monday, July 25, 2005

Lesbian Cyber Sex

Okay, I promised I wouldn't post chat transcripts anymore. But this one was too good to pass up.

biker_chick90_210 (23:50:10): Are you a woman?
cojones2006 (23:50:47): depends
biker_chick90_210 (23:51:16): o im not gay or anything i only need to ask a question that deals with the 5th harry potter movie they r soon gonna make
cojones2006 (23:51:33): ok.
cojones2006 (23:51:44): but you sure sound gay though
biker_chick90_210 (23:51:52): i swear im not
cojones2006 (23:52:03): hell...... I have a sense for these things.
biker_chick90_210 (23:52:08): i dont believe in gayness but its their choice if they wanna be
cojones2006 (23:52:22): see...... noone would say such a thing unless they were gay
biker_chick90_210 (23:52:30): im not
biker_chick90_210 (23:52:58): but will u answer my questions
cojones2006 (23:53:06): Listen.......... whom are you kidding...... it's not like I'm gonna tell your parents
cojones2006 (23:53:15): yes sure I'll answer it.
biker_chick90_210 (23:53:19): ok
biker_chick90_210 (23:53:29): u know about harry potter
cojones2006 (23:53:30): Just as soon as you get out of the closet.
cojones2006 (23:53:36): Yeah I do
biker_chick90_210 (23:53:38): im not gay
cojones2006 (23:53:42): sure
biker_chick90_210 (23:53:52): my religion is strong on people not to be gay so stop with that
biker_chick90_210 (23:54:06): anyways
cojones2006 (23:54:16): hell...... religion always makes people repress their true sexual nature
biker_chick90_210 (23:54:20): do u know about luna lovegood?
cojones2006 (23:54:22): Stop fighting it
cojones2006 (23:54:42): OMG........ you say you're not gay..... but you're looking for a luna lovegood?
cojones2006 (23:54:48): I'm getting pretty confused here.
biker_chick90_210 (23:54:59): im not gay
cojones2006 (23:55:08): that's what you said.
biker_chick90_210 (23:55:15): but im watning to know if the movie directors and casting people have found a luna lovegood
biker_chick90_210 (23:55:34): im wanting to audition fo her role
cojones2006 (23:55:44): hell....... do you even know what a "luna lovegood" is in the gay scene? or are you just playing me?
biker_chick90_210 (23:57:02): im gonna ignore the fact that u may think im gay<> but all im worried about is the luna lovegood who is a girl and who is not gay....but u can call me anything but im still gonna ignore it so all i want to know is the audition date, time, and place for her role
cojones2006 (23:57:24): Listen...... I'm getting more confused by the minute........
cojones2006 (23:57:32): Everything you say sounds like a gay come on..........
cojones2006 (23:57:36): yet you swear you're not gay?
biker_chick90_210 (23:57:49): think what you want but just answer these questions
biker_chick90_210 (23:58:06): dont worry aobut anything else we have said
biker_chick90_210 (23:58:15): just worry about these question
cojones2006 (23:58:28): Listen........ a Luna LoveGood...... is a girl who's gay and still in the closet....... so when you ask me about it....... what the hell am I supposed to think?
cojones2006 (23:58:39): And audition ........ means........ a first lesbian experience...........
cojones2006 (23:58:46): yet you keep swearing you're not gay.
biker_chick90_210 (23:59:11): shes not gay just answer these questions they are really important to me seriously important
cojones2006 (23:59:17): You got nudy pics?
biker_chick90_210 (23:59:20): no
cojones2006 (23:59:35): Woman what the hell do you want from me?
cojones2006 (23:59:41): You're coming on to me like anything...........
cojones2006 (23:59:47): and keeping me at bay at the same time
biker_chick90_210 (23:59:50): where is the luna lovegood auditions and what time? and whats the date
cojones2006 (0:00:11): MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! You want a date??????????
biker_chick90_210 (0:00:24): no
biker_chick90_210 (0:00:27): forget this
cojones2006 (0:00:28): NO???????
cojones2006 (0:00:31): forget what?????
biker_chick90_210 (0:00:32): no
cojones2006 (0:00:40): I never had a woman come on this strong before.
cojones2006 (0:00:54): hell..... I might be interested........ but don't be so completely vague.
cojones2006 (0:01:34): hey........ we could be lovers if you like?
cojones2006 (0:01:56): Honey?
cojones2006 (0:02:30): I love you!

10 Comments:

Blogger kris said...

yay bulbys baaaack! watch out stupid chatters!:D

12:15 AM  
Blogger airforcewife said...

I found some statistic somewhere that the majority of cyber-lesbians are actually men pretending to be lesbians.

1:41 AM  
Blogger Rosie (formerly known as Rox) said...

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3:36 AM  
Blogger Cheryl said...

Hahahaha hehehehe hahahaha

11:34 AM  
Blogger prairie biker said...

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

6:52 PM  
Blogger DanGuy said...

I'm a man trapped in a lesbian state of mind...

7:40 PM  
Blogger bulb said...

I'm a man trapped in a white polyester suit.

7:41 PM  
Blogger CiscoKid said...

Once again, funny to the bone!...
That last post sure got a lot of opinions.......
It is good to get people "talking", That is better than mindless violence.

Maybe I'll use those-Lovegood- lines with the next woman I meet-WHo knows, it might actually work!

8:06 PM  
Blogger Sassy said...

Stop being gay!

4:11 PM  
Blogger Jess said...

so did she cyber you??

9:44 PM  

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