Monday, August 01, 2005

Dream analysis

In Jungian theory, the unconscious compensates the conscious. So a dream, should as a rule be interpreted as an attempt to compensate a lob-sided conscious attitude.
I had the strangest dream last night. I was at a mall at the shore and in a crowd of people I spotted Al Jarreau. So I did what any normal person would do. I got down on my knees and worshipped the ground he walked on. Of course I took him home. Wouldn't you? I mean.... Al Jarreau people! As soon as I got home however I found out that Al was more interested in deflowering my ass and snorting coke than in making that heavenly music.
The dream ends with me smiling as if I'd just received the Nobel prize for donating my testicles to charity.

Hell! It doesn't make any sense. Al Jarreau is GOD! Al Jarreau makes the kind of music that makes me want to fly and scream with pleasure! Al Ja.... ok... I think I got the dream now.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm...Have you ever considered therapy? Perhaps some sort of medication? Maybe just a good lay?

5:07 PM  
Blogger airforcewife said...

I read a little while ago that although the average penis was thought to have been 5 to 6 inches long, that was based on asking men and expecting them to answer honestly.

When a study was done where someone other than the man measured, the average was moved down - by about an inch.

I'm not sure what that has to do with Al Jarreau initiating you into the wonders of torrid man/man love...

7:53 PM  
Blogger bulb said...

Wow. I'm just so glad I don;t have to worry about my 36 inches.

7:56 PM  
Blogger Sassy said...

36 inches of what?

8:41 PM  
Blogger bulb said...

36 Inches of Pure bullshit.

11:18 PM  
Blogger Rosie (formerly known as Rox) said...

American guys always tell me they have 7 and a half inches. Nigerian guys tell me they have 10-12 inches, which is actually kind of scary. Anyway, who is Al Jarreau, and how do I get paid for my blog? Is it worth the trouble? I still value your opinion though I suspect after this post you may be a latent homosexual. LOL. Still love yah.

3:05 AM  
Blogger CiscoKid said...

Since you've been declared and "outed"...
I have some fiends I dlike you to meet....(wink, wink)

On another note, I tried to do the "assignment" on the words you described and I got nowehere other than a big headache form staring at the screen.

6:39 PM  
Blogger Cloddy said...

Talk about someone havein some weird freakin dreams! I've had some bizzare ones in my time. I constantly die in my dreams. The most freakiest one I've had a I was an older man and was crucified and ate by the devils minons. Pretty damn odd when you are a fairly young female. Shit I was a Senior in High School when I had that dream. Freaked me out. crack my cousin and I up. Love you blog (gotta put in that ass kissing like ya said). How do you check your blogger traffic? I haven't figured that out yet?

9:09 PM  
Blogger Cheryl said...

Jung was a perve and Freud was a control freak. Bugger them.

11:21 PM  
Blogger bulb said...


Ehm about that whole gay thing... ehm.... never mind.


Don't push it lady!!!!

@Everybody else:
See Cloddy has understood my point. Not only does she suck up to me (and link to my page), she brings in her cousing. It's like a great big sucking-up threesome.

11:41 AM  
Anonymous aNNabaNAna said...

what a freaking weird dream you got there!! did you wake up with a big smile on your face or cold sweat??

12:14 PM  
Blogger Cloddy said...

LOL Still kissing ass here! We read your blog everyday! LOL We laugh so hard we cry. My cousin thinks you are a classic blogger! She loves your mean, but funny so true sarcasim! I bow down to the blog master. You deserve an Oscar. There are pictures of us on my blog. Somewhere anyway. You may have to search. I have one of those boring ones that very few people comment on. LOL Thats my life. I need therapy.

And for my final comment for this the words of Haywood Banks..... "YEAH TOAST!!!!!"

7:37 PM  
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6:03 AM  
Blogger Cloddy said...

*pokes* Is it dead? Mikey take over? Got ya all tied up?

6:05 PM  

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