Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Major lovelife update

I'm in Istanbul right now and Psychoturk and I just broke up. Maybe I should have seen it coming. What does it mean when a woman keeps saying: "Let's just be frıends.", everytime I take my clothes off.
And what is with: "You know, you should really find another girlfriend." Women say the strangest things! So what could I do? I told her we were through! That'll show her!
The upside of this is that once again I'm available for wild meaningless sex with gorgeous moralless women. So if you are reading this and have a nice set of tits, a decent ass and a fat wallet, write me a note.
I'll be available inAmsterdam for meaningless sexual acrobatics from thursday onward.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice set of tits, decent ass, and fat..oh wait, you said wallet..shit, 2 out of 3 ain't bad though right?

4:47 PM  
Blogger bulb said...

hmmmm It'll do. (for now)

6:06 PM  
Blogger CiscoKid said...

Why have "relationships" when you can have meaningless sex at any time without the bs?

Good question hu?
At least I hope you have fun while you're there..

2:14 AM  
Blogger kris said...

i miss sex...sigh

3:26 AM  
Blogger fineartist said...

As Steven Tyler would say, "He's back in the saddle again."

9:30 AM  
Anonymous chippie said...

Cool guy living in one of Europes coolest citys: you'll be just fine dude :-)

8:29 PM  
Blogger The Angry Drunken Irishman said...

I have a couple of friends in Amsterdam right now...would you be willing to show them a good time? E-mail me or drop me a comment on my blog. It'd be nice if we at least had some sort of mutual friends.

7:18 PM  
Blogger Cloddy said...

*blinks and blows at the dust accumulating*

11:09 PM  
Blogger A-Ron said...

For someone who got dumped, you sure haven't been updating...

... I mean, my condolences.

7:25 AM  
Anonymous YeeMan said...

Sweetie, Have you thought about your attraction to women who keep on "rejecting you"? Remember that movie about a guy who visits all his exgirlfriends only to find out that he DUMPED THEM (with evasiveness and withdrawing etc)?Not saying you do that..

Other than that, the dark night of the soul can isnpire you to meet death on its terms and we all know what comes after the cross.....(easter holiday and fertile chocolate eggs)..

Share with us ur poetry man..We all know you are going to get lucky with poetry..;-)

12:45 AM  
Blogger Rosie (formerly known as Rox) said...

I'm sorry you had to dump her. You'll be okay, you're a great guy and she must be a moron to let you get away. If I can find romance, anyone can. Hang in there.

8:59 PM  
Blogger Lost In A Fog said...

And when the hero gets the girl, you'll look in the mirror and know it's you (the hero, not the girl).

7:22 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

Oh darn, I'm not in Amsterdam! ;)

8:34 AM  
Blogger Rosie (formerly known as Rox) said...

I think we should have a contest to see which of us can actually get laid first.

2:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I told you to come over I'd have meaningless sex with you anytime

2:42 AM  
Blogger fineartist said...

Where the hell are you man?

Sheesh, you have grown tired of blogging?

Give us a post, I challenge you. Or are ye chicken?

5:21 AM  
Blogger Billy the Bootlegger said...

Crazy psycho bitches are the best. They never get boring.

11:30 AM  
Blogger Tim said...

You rule!

My Life, My Blog.

5:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Dont forget about Christmas and your family!

6:50 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

The Fatal Consequences of Masterbation

10:40 AM  
Blogger Cheryl said...

I hear you might be coming up for air? (Presumably from meaningless sexual acrobatics?)

Looking forward to your next post :-)

1:14 PM  
Blogger Le chameau insatiable said...

Oh, vacations are over for sure. Just need to be bored enough to blog again. Not just quite winter yet.

1:38 AM  
Blogger kymberli1820 said...

Meaningless sex is the best...I am going to attepmt to stick with that one for a while. I fyour ever in texas~

3:57 PM  

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