Sunday, December 11, 2005

Unpublished Articles

As some of you might have noticed, I didn't post for quite some time. I told everybody that I didn't have the time. I lied. Actually I wrote a lot of stuff. I just couldn't publish it for various reasons. Below a short selection of articles I didn't publish with reasons for not publishing.

-Whats this burning sensation? - After seeing my doctor I decided that publishing this might harm my (already nonexistant) sexlife.
-Fat bitch in heat - My feelings for this young lady might have been misconstrued.
-Who's your daddy now, bitch? - It seems even police officers read blogs. Might have gotten me into trouble.
- Size does matter - Too personal. Was a tiny article anyway.
- Fun with bodily fluids - Let's just say i was drunk when I wrote this.
- Ten guys I'd sleep with - ewwwwww
- The Bulbousgrowth Purple Raspberry Awards - I realised not many people would be inclined to send in pictures of their haemmorroids, in order to recieve this award.
- Dripping wet pussy - last time I shower with my cat!
- In Defence of Midget Porn - Too personal.
- Naughty thoughts about my coworkers - They read my blog.
- Stuff I found in my belly button - Although quite interesting, this article was rather short.
- Where did this green stuff come from? - Believe me you dont want to know.'
- The liberals were right all along! - Last time I smoke pot. Promise!

I might be persuaded to move one of the articles from my draft-bin to my blog if there is some demand for it. (But dont count on it.)


Blogger fineartist said...

You MUST post the ten guys list.

It would be all too interesting to see who you would pick, and WHY. You know, from a man’s perspective. Ten REAL men’s men.

Oh come on, chicken? You could make it a meme and you could skip around the blog sphere from portal to portal tagging poor unfortunate bloggers. Taunting them to list their ten same sex choices.


Or not, that is if your masculinity is in jeopardy. Heee.

10:34 AM  
Blogger Ms Burden said...

Bulb, please post this one The Bulbousgrowth Purple Raspberry Awards. I'd die to see the nominees... Hihihihihihihi
Bogsphere is so much better now that you're around!!!!!!I'm sucking up, I know, but I don't give a damn!!!!

7:35 PM  
Blogger A-Ron said...

Fucking police officers. It was because of them that I was unable to post MY blog:

What I did last saturday: The REAL cause of Cancer

10:56 PM  
Blogger CiscoKid said...

Nice to hear from you..
I second that opinions about single women. (Previous post)
However, women who are "compromised" or "un"single. Are also a lot of fun..

1:28 AM  
Blogger Le chameau insatiable said...

good thing you're alive, but then again it may not be for long if your head keeps getting bigger. get the cat out before it blows, it would traumatize him. you know. my owner blew up and i feel like eating him. big fucking trauma. maybe that's why he throws up, just the thought of it. well i'm glad you're back, i'm getting bored already and need entertaining reading.

5:15 AM  
Blogger Rain said...

yeah come on, I want to hear the list of ten guys. I'd list my ten.

6:01 AM  
Blogger kris said...

ten guys? ok, not exactly liking the picture in my mind now....ok i have an idea for all the women that would like you to list the ten guys you would sleep with should list the ten gals they would sleep with. its only fair. as for the unposted articles...what gives you the right to withold that info?! some of us dont have lives (like me for example) and would love to hear your strange yet captivating rants about your life.

12:03 AM  
Blogger Sassy said...

Wet Pussy? Anyone who takes a shower with their cat...well...I just dont know what to say about that. Poor Mickey! Bulb, you are a crazy ass =P

7:32 AM  

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