Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Major lovelife update

I'm in Istanbul right now and Psychoturk and I just broke up. Maybe I should have seen it coming. What does it mean when a woman keeps saying: "Let's just be frıends.", everytime I take my clothes off.
And what is with: "You know, you should really find another girlfriend." Women say the strangest things! So what could I do? I told her we were through! That'll show her!
The upside of this is that once again I'm available for wild meaningless sex with gorgeous moralless women. So if you are reading this and have a nice set of tits, a decent ass and a fat wallet, write me a note.
I'll be available inAmsterdam for meaningless sexual acrobatics from thursday onward.