Thursday, December 22, 2005


Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 51% Big Breasts, 50% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 54% on tit-size

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You scored higher than 52% on ass-size

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You scored higher than 15% on cuteness
Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Living the Life

I have such an exciting life.

Today I got strangled, punched, kicked, bitten, and had I had any hair, they would have pulled it.
I inadvertantly fondled a womans ass for a couple of minutes while trying to grab her pants.
Some seriously attractive women took turns jumping on top of me.
A 240 pound security guy started nibbling my ear, and kissing my cheeck. AFTER he wrestled me to the ground. (He had help, I could have taken him.) (And please..... remember.... this is Europe.)
I pulled out a hair from the same guys ear. (Again after wrestling him to the ground.) (Yes I had help.) (Nope. I couldn't reach his nose.)
I can still hear the voice of that chick screaming: "Reminder!" Which is psycho-nursing speak for: "Hurt that bastard. Let him know we're in charge." And yes..... it did hurt. Bad.

And all that.... before lunch.
Every cell in my body aches.

God I hate that compulsory bi-annual self-defence course.