Tuesday, January 17, 2006

You Pissheads!

I wanted to write a couple of sad stories this month. Make you all feel depressed and sorry for me. But do you people grant me that little pleasure? Hell no! You guys have to top the worst of my life with stories of neglect, sexual and physical abuse, parents trying to shoot each other and suicide.
Hell! I get the impression you guys went through all that shit just to spoil my little "Look Bulb is more fucked up than we are"-month. How the hell am I going to top that stuff with my "daddy gave me a bad look" stories?
Anyway we got a couple of nominees for today:

Suicide - Sassy. (This girl is on a roll. Keep them coming.)
Chubby Brother - Yeeman (Not really that sad, but .... eh.... not really that sad.)
Purgatory - Jules (good stuff)

I'm still trying to think of something really sad to write about. You'll know it when I do.


Anonymous Yeeman said...

Bulb, I believe I am going to hug you virtually!
By the way, I don't think Chubby Brother is a good title for the tragedy of my brother's ordeal. The title should be something like: The secrets of a creative genius (or something that will make you grab for tissues).

By the way, about us being pissheads, you can write a story about how we deny you your fame for all the tragedies you still want to blame your parents (exgirlfriends etc) for.

I guess you will not be interested in the Jan 06 newsletter of Carolyn Myss who wrote this:

"It is time that every single person take an accounting of every single spiritual truth that they have poured into their head – examples:

Thoughts are things and attitudes influence my health (AND THEREFORE EVERY ONE ELSE’S!!!!!)
Forgiveness is better than vengeance.
All is ONE
What is in ONE is in the WHOLE
Any one if not all of the THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
What goes around comes around.
Like attracts like.
What you DO NOT LIKE is someone else is a projection of something YOU DO NOT LIKE IN YOURSELF.
COMPASSION is the better response over judgment of another.
Turn the other cheek rather than return anger with anger.
Now then – IF you honor any one of these, it’s time that you practice them ON BEHALF OF OTHERS or else consciously hold yourself accountable for choosing not to do so WITHOUT BLAMING ANOTHER PERSON FOR YOUR ACTION. NO MORE BLAMING YOUR PARENTS.
You’re on your own now...

Caroline... "

The world is tough, but we can do it! (I like her CAN DO victimless attitude).

8:51 AM  
Blogger Sassy said...

I am not a pisshead, dammit! And whatever you write, Bulb...doesnt matter if it's sad or not. I enjoy reading your blog. You're so intelligent! Now shut the fuck up and write something sad!

4:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, Shut the fuck up..stop whining, cause I'm all out of cheese for your whine Bulb :P

4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW, I've purposely left some stories out just so you can seem more sad then me..It is like a sin to outdo Bulb..lmao

4:27 PM  
Blogger bulb said...

Damn! I finally get an attractive woman (who lives just 3 minutes away) to want to hug me, and it's a "virtual" thing!!!

2:59 PM  
Blogger bulb said...

Jessy, Sassy you bunch of pissheads read my latest entry and weep!!!! HA I WIN!!!!

3:00 PM  
Blogger kris said...

bulb...youre pathetic...ok fine pooooor bulby needs some luvs? awww come here...hugs...ok now get over it ya sissy! do you honestly think you can beat us?! females are the ultimate champions at hording all our bad memories...i mean hell we NEVER let them go! but, if you insist on writing your depressing memories go right ahead...just keep in mind you can never win! so next month try some happy ones...then youll have all us beat!

10:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awww, sorry, I didn't weep..try again :)

4:07 AM  
Anonymous Yeeman said...

Bulb, haha...I don't have time to hug men in real life..
I have to build an empire, inspire people to do random acts of kindness, set up a corporate healing centre to heal the leaders of the world, become a kitchen goddess, go to gay parties with gay friends and WIN a PRIZE before I die (any..will do, but preferably one that will be quoted in your blog with much envy).

BTW, I am NOT gay (dream on).

2:25 AM  

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